I really hope Freaky Vibes doesn't start impregnating lesbians during the offseason.

It worked in that UNKLE video.

I'm not even a Star Trek person, but I recognize Black Girl Nerd royalty when I see it.

Her husband would probably still be alive if the USDA hadn't regulated the beef that was being sold next to the place where he died.

HURR PLA-CENT-UUUUHH FALLS TO THA FLOOR

Little Miss Firestarter?

Oh great. Another chick who's better looking than I am.

You're thinking of Eve's Bayou.

My mind went to Flower Drum Song from '61.

Unnecessary Job, Internet!

Dude, at this point, you've just gotta embrace it like GLBC did.

I remember thinking they'd be a lock, but the Pumpkins best shot will come when Jann Wenner Jr has to start bending over backwards to include 90s bands instead of Imagine Dragons.

YEAH

Don't forget about actor/dick-whipper-outer Stephen Collins and his erotic novel, Double Exposure.

They're probably not allowed to put both hands in their pockets without a chaperone.

Boom goes the dynamite!

Duderuses before Uteruses, right?

Partly because TLC is morally bereft and partly because its face is way too small for its head.

Yeah, but the resulting "feud" with Anderson Cooper sort of tainted that.

Corgan going Goop is easily the least embarrassing thing he's done in the past 12 months.