That should be Kilodeth, which is delightfully redundant. I hope some Megadeth cover band is using that one.

Little People, Big World sex tape

These two fucked up right out of the gate.

*waits patiently for Hulk Hogan's response*

The rationale behind that is that the one sister who can be eliminated was mentioned to have been old enough to almost be through with her GED.

$5 on Joel Osteen murdering a sex worker.

No no no. Marriage cures child molestation by providing a non-autonomous vagina for his use.

You can't accidentally molest five different people over an extended period of time, but it's also basically impossible to produce an adult with a healthy view of sexuality in that kind of environment.

I'm sort of floored that ALL of it turned out to be true.

ABC: Always Be CatchingYourDumbRedneckHusband'sSemen

I used to hate-watch this show, and I was well acquainted with this rumor. It blows my mind that it was more or less exactly what it seemed to be, even the stuff about Oprah.

This is awful, but it I hope this helps some of them get out, especially the obviously gay one they're trying to throw underneath the nearest unrelated girl.

Please accept this award for bravery.

The lumberjack bumpers were the funniest part of this episode, and I was disappointed that there wasn't a third installment.

Kristen Wiig, like, three years ago.

Last month, I began rewatching The West Wing. There are some extra dated things in that first season, but my favorite has to be Mandy's introduction, peeling rubber and blasting Bif Naked.

I was never really into Saved by the Bell so, when I see old enormous cell phones, I don't think of Zack Morris. I think of that episode where Will gets an internship with his uncle's shady colleague and that scene where he waltzes into the kitchen rocking one of those giant double-breasted 90s suits and that Motorola…

There's an entire Wikipedia category devoted to named guitars.

Wasn't that the point Zoe S. was making?

Holy shit. I'm a Star Lord (Star Lady?) too! That's so much better than Daughter of Lady Who Meant Well But Really Just Got Scammed.