Even if you throw out the network shows and the ones that debuted before MM, AMC gave The Killing a two-parter.

It might not be a given, but I really don't think it's that rare. Breaking Bad got time-and-a-half. Lost, Six Feet Under, ER and The Shield ended on two-parters. Loosening the definition of "prestige" puts House, Glee, Fringe, Desperate Housewives, Merlin etc. on the list.)

The best prank would be an off-hand mention of Megan having been killed by Charles Manson.

Awww, nuts. I just assumed the finale was going to be a two-parter, because that how Prestige Dramas roll.

The OG Vivian Banks was great, before she lost her personality and melanin.

"Chinese New Year" is the soundtrack to the Kill Bill Vol. 3 trailer that only exists in my head.

Nah. He's at least two troll accounts who only come here to advocate for Dr. Rapist's parental rights.

I agree with this assessment, on account of its air-tight logic and extreme relevance to the conversation at hand.

The turning point was less cultural than legislative. Google the Financial Interest and Syndication Rules. They were a set of FCC guidelines that sought to prevent ABC, NBC, and CBS from having a monopoly on broadcast TV. None of those networks were allowed ownership of the shows they broadcast, which meant that…

I can't wait.

Got 'em!

Toni Collette, because she should be in everything, except for Hostages.

Don a Glover, then sex up your lover.

That guy's the wooooooorst. You know he's just gonna use it to steal a teaching position from a more deserving white guy, then hog all of the Scantron sheets and nuke leftover fish in the breakroom every day.

I thought Sizzler was a West Coast thing?

Jesus, I was not ready for that creepy whisper at the end.

The "Behind the Laughter" commentary is pretty much the only reason bought Season 11.

I already had this page bookmarked, because I hate productivity.

Isn't that still Andy Samberg?

That was a rare non-Update appearance from #canceljost.