I'm gonna go with the Goth Talk alternative prom.

TBS plays it every now and then. I was up late and I put it on, thinking it would be the kind of innocuous film I could ignore while grading papers. Not quite.

Maybe Donald's playing a giant pile of shit in a community theater production of Oklahoma! and this was just a rehearsal.

I was about to say that Hamm was the Hakeem Olajuwon to Bryan Cranston's
Michael Jordan, but Hamm couldn't even win the Emmy that one year that
Breaking Bad wasn't eligible. That means Kyle
Chandler is the Olajuwon, and Jon Hamm is maybe more of a Patrick Ewing? A zillion-time All-Star who always makes it to the…

This past Christmas, my mother sent me a text that said "What kind of gamestation box does your brother have?" The wait between receiving that message and finally being able to show it to my brother so we could tease her was agonizing.

No, DolphinLips. Internet or no, Genesis and Phil Collins have outsold Coldplay by at least a 2:1 margin (~140-230 million combined vs 70 million). Your comparison simply doesn't make sense.

Avril Lavigne is still a big deal in Japan? That's more shocking than either of these two doing something ignorant.

An album, a tour, and some other stuff.

Probably the same way Genesis and Phil Collins sold tons of albums.

They recycled that same plot point in that episode about Fake LeBron James being molested by his old coach that aired right before the Penn State story broke.

Before I scrolled down, something about that hair made me think about Will Forte. Then I weirdly got my hopes up when I remembered that series he's got coming up on FOX.

Blizzard Man appreciation thread?

You think "a woman fucking a clown" and then you get there and it's… a woman fucking a clown.

This song always makes me think of my 9th grade homecoming dance. It was 1996, and I suspect that the DJ made some kind of agreement with the school not to play any hip-hop, because my requests for "Killing Me Softy" fell on deaf ears. (Try and find a "safer" hip-hop single from that year.) It was already a very…

It is easily a top 3 30 for 30 entry. Going in, I had a very hazy understanding of the event. In fact, I'd misunderstood it to be a collapse that produced a stampede, instead of the other way around. (I assume I was conflating Hillsborough with a different structural failure from that time period. Any guesses?)

Sandler outlasted that first exodus that took the Hartman/Lovitz/Schneider/Myers group, but not the second that got everybody except Tim Meadows, Molly Shannon, and Norm MacDonald.

She definitely chose the better movie that afternoon. I haven't watched Bean since.

The closest I came to "sneaking" into an R-rated movie was when I tried to see Bad Boys with my cousins. I was about 12, and the rest of the group ranged in age from about 10 to 13. They actually sold us the tickets, so we thought we were in the clear, but they came into the theater during the previews and kicked us…

My shoplifting phase never extended beyond Bubblicious and Fruit Stripe in the second grade. (I decided to I HAD to taste every gum flavor on the market.) I had an Andy Dufresne system where, once a week, I'd sneak the wrappers out of the house and into the trashcans at church so my mom didn't get suspicious.…

I was elementary age in the early 90s, and my dad made scores of dubbed Looney Tunes tapes for my brother and I, like Genevieve's grandpa. My mom always worked Friday nights, so the three of us had a ritual of swinging by Blockbuster on the way home from school, renting a Looney Tunes collection, then picking up two…