Being single and in your 20s, this may be lost on you, but of my long break, I’ll get two-TWO-whole days of those two weeks where my wife has to work and yet my kid will be at his grandparents’ house. I don’t need Christmas presents.

When is the appropriate time to start listening to Christmas music?

Drew, you’re ignoring the best part of Christmas week (at least if you work in an office): it’s the one time of the year where nobody really cares what you do while you’re there. People at my company all the way up the ladder will roll in two hours late every day that week, take a 90 minute lunch and leave by 4. The…