Re: point 1...
Sounds like your friends ARE a bit obsessed with social media. They just happen to not use it.

If this is something you’re REALLY worried about...

Step one: Send in application/resume
Step two: check facebook settings.

I think public spaces should be flush every time, unless there, like, a supermajority that is onboard with mellow-yellowing.
However, I think everyone should just get on board with the yellow-mellowing.
I see the “savage” argument. But I also think being scared of piss is a little bit lame, no? It’s sterile, and…

The problem isn’t facebook, there.
The problem is not knowing social boundaries. In what world does it make sense to be your boss’s wife’s friend on Facebook (or your boss)?

People who suck at social media, suck at social interaction. It’s just that social media amplifies the effect/feeling.

The people who suck at social media are the same people who suck at social interaction.
I am relatively anti-tech compared to the general population. But I don’t have problems with facebook. I chalk this up to only “friend”ing people I actually know. It’s amazing how little bullshit shows up in my feed, because I…

...said the guy posting anonymously in an internet conversation, so that 55 strangers could validate his opinion with a STAR!