Coming from a 37 year old with a comfortable job who makes too much for down payment assistance but not enough to make reasonable headway toward accumulating $20,000 in dormant wealth, this is absolutely true.

They are “leery” of homeowning because they can’t afford it.

They sure don’t build ‘em like they used to. Remember when cars were made of steel and patriotism, could be fixed with nothing more than a flathead screwdriver and sheer force of will, and would drive multiple dozens of miles with just a valve job, carburetor tune-up, distributor adjustment, chassis lube, fan belt…

Settle down Beetlejuice, he only said your name once.

100% of the fish die after being released.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

There’s a restaurant nearby that always yells “Order for <name>!”
There’s also a lot of Amish around here with names atypical for modern America.
So, just to mess with them once, I said my name was Madorder.

“ORDER FOR MUH-DORDER!”

Time for this ol’ chestnut:

Well, you fuck one sheep, and...

we asked South African sports science and hydration expert

im sorry but that cant be Road Atlanta, it doesnt have random tire barriers in all the spots where youd cut through the grass

What gives you the right to exterminate an organism that attacked you because it was defending itself?

Everyone will laugh, until you start beating out Vette’s and all the faster looking cars.

It’s about time. I have this on my Compass. Every vehicle that I purchase from this point forward will have this kind of support, or it will be immediately dismissed from consideration. EVERY car with Apple Car Play and Android Auto has a built in navigation system that automatically updates for free. The convenience…

That car with the OLDEST buyers gets Carplay first? Does it work with flip phones? Is someone in Toyota playing the long game (“see the buyers didn’t like it, so we were right!”).

What about a service that puts old people into new cars?

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

There’s hope in a world where Michael Scott can provide the inspiration for Lebron James to own Draymond Green on the internet.