Sad that after forever that is the best they can do now that he’s dead.

“I will totally buy one.” -Every Jalopnik Focus RS fan a month ago.

Pow, Pow, Power wheels, Pow Powerwheels.

I know it is supposed to be the fans and it is just an exhibition. But letting Kobe start is a disgrace.

I hope Kobe scores 40 in this game. On 113 shots.

He thinks they’re all very tiny. He may have confused them with small dolls.

Oh, I see what you did there. For some reason my mind did not make that connection. I blame getting old.

I think “read” is being a bit generous, don’t you think?

One of my family’s favourite stories is when my dad’s youngest brother was playing hockey in some small town or other. He was not a popular player with his opponents because he was typically the best player on the ice, cocky about it, and was pretty physical (dirty) to boot.

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

You should hear the Boston pronunciation.

“I think that guy is the towel manager or something”

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

My personal and probably wrong tinfoil hat theory is that it’s more that the league office found the Sixers embarrassing enough that they strongly urged the Sixers to hire a babysitter.

I hate to say that one of those images has been photoshopped. Here’s the unedited version:

This is the same man who cried about Tom Brady probably knowing that some footballs got fucked with.

The Jays were never even pretending they could sign Price.

AA would’ve tried. Shapiro is a company man who fucking sucks at his job.

I feel for you guys. That team is not “small market” and they need to stop behaving like it. It’s borderline ridiculous at this point.