And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Gonna go out on a limb and say most of these “cowboys” would shit themselves in apoplexy if they were riding with a black cowboy or Mexican vaquero.

Open, brazen ignorance is a kind of honesty.

“HEAVEN HAS LAWS AND A WALL. HELL HAS OPEN BORDERS.”

“The thing about the cowboy way is that you’re honest”

Oh thank gods. It’s pushing 11:00 am Monday on the East Coast, and there was only one post. Ever since Splinter got abruptly taken out behind the barn, I get nervous about longs gaps like that.

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

I can’t speak for Galaxy supporters, but that sounds like standard Zlatan script? It’s probably best to think of him as a professional wrestler.

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

My first realization that there were nuts like this out there was about 10 years ago. Obama had recently taken office, and I was dealing with an attorney for work that I had known and dealt with for several years. We were talking about something, I don’t remember what, and he said “That’s why I’ve got a cabinet of…

Quick—-which one would you take, Curt’s T-bird or Conan’s 92 SHO?

Joe Westworld

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

I said the same thing about people complaining about potential protests at Blizzcon and every other time people use Ernie’s position of “protesting is fine but not here and not now.” What the hell do you think the point of a protest is?  The goal is to draw attention to an issue!  If you paid attention to these issues…

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.