Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

Jerrah’s on line 1.

You sweet summer child. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

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A) Good

Intercept10n

Med10crity

They have rankings of these things, based on statistics. He hasn’t been in the top 10 in QBR in the last two seasons, and he’s currently ranked 31 for 2019.

Agreed, he most definitely IS worth a shit.

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

Eli is football Jeter? Let me give it a try.

Eli Manning is the second highest earning NFL player ever, one spot behind his brother. I have a hard time fully processing that fact.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

This just makes me happy every time I see it. It is clearly the appropriate way to argue with Nazis.

Totally appropriate. That motherfucker is advocating violence, he just couches it in bullshit so he can pretend he isn’t.

The music is a nice touch...

But why would Dolphins fans be burning Charlotte Hornets jackets?

I like the thought of outraged Dolphins fans taking to the streets and burning arguably the coolest 90's Starter jackets.

Well. Not really appropriate but it goes through my mind every time.