This is a cart fire, you’re thinking of a dumpster fire, easy mistake.

Meh, it’s still better than the Raiders’ field.

I thought they played the Browns last week? 

Dude’s changing his last name to “Uzzi” now, on account of him showing the world that he has no nards.

“Yes, correct, if you’re down seven, and looking to win, you’d have to score a touchdown after the field goal”

“IT, for constantly unlocking my computer”

So how many Giz-verse employees are actually planning to stick around? Anyone?

I know what you said are technically names and words, but just a heads up, none of it makes sense. 

One of the funnier things about this situation is that the 49ers guy in charge of getting this stadium built, Paraag Marathe, is on the board of directors of the latest attempt to bring decent governance to the sport of cricket in the USA, USA Cricket. It’s uh, not going well. Marathe was announced last August. Since…

“Iran is no longer a competitor at the international level. No Iranian team regardless of worthiness, will be permitted to play in any FIFA sanctioned match.”

The Fighting Christian Fascists lost again.....that’s a shame.

If only the AD had actually managed to hire Jon Gruden in 2017. There’s a real football coach that would never let anything embarrassing like this come to pass at a football team he was in-charge of!

Still more conference championships than Notre Dame.

My favorite team has won two conference championships in their entire history (the last in 2006) and our division has Clemson so I don’t even think about conference championships at this point. So instead I live and die by every snap and hope I get to go to a bowl game in a warm place at the end of the season.

People care about a lot of teams that never win much, there’s nothing wrong with that. What’s insane about UT fans is that literally they start every season thinking they’re destined to win the national championship that year. Sports radio here in August is a parade of lunatics predicting 10, 11, 12 win seasons. 

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

Sorry about your nephews; I hope they stay safe and healthy. As a token of goodwill, please accept this handful of punctuation marks to use as you see fit:

Can you please...for the love of all things holy or otherwise...use punctuation? I’m not even mad, it’s just depressing at this point.

He’s calling for regulation, not nationalization. Big difference.

So you want to nationalize the Supercharger Network, a private asset financed by Tesla investors as a strategic advantage? That would be a perfect way to destroy it (see history of all nationalized assets ever). If VW, etc. want their own network, build it. If the US wants a nationwide charging network, build it.…