Gruden saying “Please stop this shit” was just him trying to get the sewage leak fixed at the Coliseum.

If the Raiders did want to drag this out, they could maybe look into the fact that California is a two-party consent state, 

Honestly? Because the catalysts were WWE and AEW and I didn't want to potentially big this down with statements.

Lets not go calling people spades now either

yeah, everyone knows there are no racists in Pennsylvania

He should have gone with honky

Brown called Mayock a “cracker”

I didn’t go on family trips the last couple years because we had an old dog with health issues. We weren’t going to put her in a kennel and I didn’t feel comfortable having a dog sitter, so I stayed home to take care of our little one.

I go feral within 24 hours and it lasts until Day 4. I then spend the remainder of however long she’s gone picking up the pieces.

“Yeah, but once I make my first ten million, all those tax cuts that help the wealthy elite will kick in and it will be smooth sailing. I know I have no ideas and no drive, but I’M DUE!’

That Grandpa email of the week was fucking fantastic.

My Grandpa is a New Jersey redneck, which is my way of saying he has a New Jersey accent but is super racist.

I really love the English Premier League on the weekends, I’m always up early anyway so that really suits me and I can just have some decent soccer on during my morning coffee. The older I get it, the less bandwidth I have for sports, it seems, I seem to only have capacity for so much besides just casual following…

I just saw Iron Maiden in Minneapolis a week or so ago and holy hell they were incredible and so very, very entertaining. They had a fucking Spitfire flying over the stage to open the show!

What about us female football fans? We do all the same things guys do, with the added bonus of insecure men subjecting us to quizzes about where various offensive linemen went to college and what a slot defender is. Because since we have vaginas, there’s NO POSSIBLE WAY we could follow football—we only watch because…

“Fuck yeah it does!”

I’ve transitioned from really enjoying NFL Sundays to really enjoying college football Saturdays. Good games and great matchups are on for, like, 15 straight hours.

What the hell do people see in the Vikings this year? They were routinely picked by SI and though I know Drew is homering it up there, I don’t get it? 

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Philadelphia 13-3
NY Giants 8-8
Dallas 7-9
Washington 3-13