Because organized religion tries to incentivize being “nice” (however each individual religion frames that idea). My point was that you don’t need to be nice only for the “reward”.

The one time I responded on a plane nobody asked for ID. This was 2006 and we were almost over the North Atlantic. I was careful to let them know that I was an oncologist and probably only marginally more qualified than the flight attendant to handle a real emergency. They were very nice and took me up to the cockpit…

Nah, that was some gender** discrimination right there. Nic will be fine without proof.

Years ago I was on a flight where a doctor was requested. The woman in front of me got up, walked over to the flight attendant, presumably made herself known and then returned to her seat rolling her eyes to her husband saying “They want to see proof that I’m a doctor.” She then grabbed something from her purse and…

If _your_ dog poops, then pick that shit up. Bring some poop bags with you when you take your good boy for a walk. If you’re out for a walk and see someone else’s dogshit on a lawn, you have my express permission to think “What a colossal asshole that guy was” and keep walking.

As creepy as the whole “Mother” thing already is... “Mother, will you give me a blowjob?” brings it to a whole other level.

If DJ Khaled won’t go down on his wife, zero chance Mick Pence has.

that seems like a lot

As a formerly religious person now agnostic, I still believe it’s better to be a nice person. The world is just a more pleasant place if people treat each other with some modicum of respect than if everyone follows the President’s leadis just a selfish shit. Does it necessarily get you something in return? I don’t…

12. Actual dolphins, who didn’t sign up for this shit. 

Speaking of Jeremy Renner, those Jeep commercials with him are on heavy rotation on Hulu, and have led to me having several thoughts about them.

The fact there are earnest users of the Jeremy Renner app is the real story of this post. 

Just when I start to think I have a decent handle on the world, I find out there’s not only a Jeremy Renner app, but also, apparently, an audience for it.

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s Zardes’ hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment the vocal majority of American soccer media and probably most certainly the USMNT coaching staff and Gregg Berhalter himself.

uh excuse me sir but section 5 of the NCAA football rules clearly cover a series of downs and line to gain

Congratulations on living in a less humid Houston.

I don’t have a horse in this race, but from my experience New Orleans is a waaaaay better place to spend a weekend. Atlanta is like most other U.S. cities: some buildings, traffic, and an airport. That’s about it.

Anxiously awaiting the flood of puns that are sure to follow.

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

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