If I understand all of this correctly, Lin was lecturing young Thai prospects about what to expect in the NBA. He wasn’t lamenting that the ride wasn’t worth it; he was educating about expectations for anyone in the NBA. That’s very different than pissing into the wind. He’s talking to kids about expectations from…

My favorite kind of trail mix is the kind that’s all M&Ms.

The bus actually isn’t that far off the main road, but you need a modicum of navigational and wilderness skills to reach it, not a misplaced sense of 19th century Romanticism.

Are you one of those super serious types who finds it offensive when fans use “we” when talking about their teams, because it’s god forbid, fun?

I think a bus in the middle of nowhere, where a young person died because he had a lot of problems and dealt with them by running away to the woods -  is kinda of macabre to begin with.  I cannot imagine that it attracts emotionally healthy people.  This entire thing just seems degenerate and sad to me.  They should…

I have seen this river. I have camped up and down this river. I have been chased by grizzly bears near this river. I have never tried to cross this river.

7-11? Someone fannnnncy.

How many more have to die before we finally do something about Sean Penn?

The more typical route is to go into consulting/finance and ruin the world for everybody else.

No, that’s not right. The Knicks were perfectly in their rights to turn down the offer Lin got from the Rockets, especially since they were catering to Melo’s egotistical whims as Team Face Leader of the Madison Square Garden ™ Franchise©.

I always wonder if the people who do this journey really consider how far outside of humanity it’s taking them. You think of some idealized past human who could live off the land and be self sufficient, but the reality is that humans have been parts of societies since before they could be recognized as being human.…

The hunger-ravaged, wandering spirit of Christopher McCandles haunts the wilds where he perished. He spares the traveler who offers up portions of his granola. He kills the ones that don’t have the kind with M&Ms.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

FitzMagic and now Linsanity? Harvard grads have it so tough in 2019.

Dammit. They set off on their journey trying to re-create Into The Wild, only to instead re-create another film, Swept Away.

Alaska is pretty easy to get killed in if you go in with certain personal attributes.  

Crossing a surging river around midnight. What could go wrong?

That bus is a sad monument to a sad story.