Gritty is a goddamn national treasure.

The US needs to reduce its portion size for sure (it pains me to think of the material waste from doggy bags), but I agree with your “nouvelle cuisine” assessment. I spent over £20 on a four-item charcuterie board meant to serve more than one person a few months ago in a lovely Leeds restaurant, but I still ended up…

If this thing ended up in a crusher, the world would be a better place. Perhaps with the owner in it, even. 

Never apologise for partying.

They’re pretty good! I generally keep a few as fridge beers as they’re quite reasonably priced.

Oklahoma State has allowed beer to be sold in the stadium for the first time to the general attendees this year. I mention this because you could get booze in the club/box levels of Boone Pickens since 2010 at least (my first game, ex girlfriend whose grandparents had club seats), but it wasn’t available to the…

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Who hurt you???

I totally want one. There have been too many close calls when I jump into a new system in Elite: Dangerous, realise I’ve not throttled down, and panic as I try to avoid colliding with the system’s primary star because my hands are covered in grease/crisps/other space snacks.

Late stage capitalism: not only will you be forced to work yourself to the bone, but you’ll get shamed for it, too.

Even the freaking marching band was subject to these sort of “voluntary” prayers at my HS.

Billy can’t figure video out - he only understands 10,000 word essays that describe every frame in detail.

Typically in powerlifting competitions, one has to “control” the bar down; in reality, this means keeping both hands on the bar and more or less dropping it as seen in the video. Seeing as the coach the kid has been working with is described as a powerlifting coach in the article, I’d say he’s doing it exactly as…

If you wanted attention you shouldn’t have left the Dodgers, Mr. Greinke.

Oh. My. Days. Quick, someone find a buyer in the Philippines!

That will forever be my favorite choke in college football history.

That Grandland article is great. Squinky peaked in 2011 after Bedlam and we were convinced that there was no way in hell the BCS championship game would be a Bama v LSU rematch.

I get what Holder is saying, but what he and most of the other Cowboy faithful forget is that it’s tough to recruit guys to Stillwater. It’s a small town, the nightlife is mediocre, it’s an hour drive to OKC or Tulsa, the academics aren’t great, etc. Maybe one of these days OSU will be a national powerhouse on par…

One of the most toxic fandoms I've ever seen was for the show Once Upon a Time. A freaking fairytale show! Fandoms are the worst.

Diana, excellent work, as always. I was a coach for one of the USOC sports when the Safesport online training was introduced for all staff (my NGB refers to it as a “professional” membership).