Did you have a problem with FFX-2? No? OK, end of discussion.

Because like Russ Meyer movies, B-film schlock, and multitudes of crazy that the Metal Gear series has already contained, most people realized that Quiet - and, more importantly, Phantom Pain - are more akin to the exploitation film genre, and have always been. Which leaves people to either go: “huh, that’s…

The butthurt is so strong here. So very strong.

Now if only Cabin in the Woods hadn’t done all of this already a few years back.