“possibly the most boring” shut up. If you actually believed that, you’re an idiot.

Don’t care how bad the movies sucked. Don’t care if they’re just getting the awards because they’re “finally getting what’s due to them”, don’t care about nuthin else. The fact that my two favorite actors, Gary Oldman and Sam Rockwell, are favorites to finally win an Oscar this year, makes me happy.

Seriously. If Jez writers care about their community of commenters, they sure have a funny way of showing it. Ongoing harassment allowed to continue unchecked, near-permanent trolls, people stuck in the greys for years, people greyed or banned for something as innocuous (and necessary; accuracy matters!) as pointing…

Please do not do this. Ugh.

What the heck did you get banned for? Jezebel has straight up trolls that manage to keep posting therefor months, sometimes years. Hard to imagine you getting banned.

GTFO!!! I thought it was over for good for some reason. Yay!! Thank you. :)

Damn, he just missed the Oscar ballot deadline!

I was there. I’m an official and we talked about it after the game, laughing so hard we could barely breathe.

It could be that they switched between manufacturers in your area. There are two main manufacturers and they are super different. I learned this the hard way when I moved and they all tasted like garbage instead of sweet, sweet perfection. Luckily, I moved back to the good cookie zone.

Well, he’s not done reading it.

“You are happiness,” Seacrest tells Ripa before kissing her on the head.

2018 is going to be the year of the weird. Started this off by shooting a car into space while it played David Bowie. It’s only going to get weirder from here on out.

And Trump is admonishing republicans for being afraid of the NRA; reality has exploded/imploded.

It won’t save us, but since the state has abdicated its responsibility, a challenger has emerged.

I can’t believe I am saying this but - thank god for corporations.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

I just don’t understand why people are so damned surprised. Our president made it okay to be a racist pissant. My mother, who wrote in my sister’s dog’s name, is flabbergasted. Well, this is what happens when you don’t want to choose the lesser of the two “evils”. Pretty damn sure Hillary already called this section…

No, no, you’re going about it all wrong

Are they posting guards around them 24 hours a day? Burn those shits down.