Shit.

Because tennis balls are actually green.

*hugging my own special needs cat while sobbing over Achilles*

Meanwhile, in Russia:

Blah Blah Blah

Things I thought I’d never see in a Deadspin post: The byline “Senior Kentucky Correspondent” and the word “vituperation.” 

What in the fuck are you going on about?

Just as suggesting that one work of art is representative of women’s experiences is ridiculous, so is the suggestion that one work of art can be representative of the #MeToo movement.

The modern progressive sentiment that all art has to be everything for everyone got draining a while ago. The most recent example was the small strain of criticism for Black Panther not including a storyline highlighting LGBT issues through the Dora Milaje.

Eh, no worries, I get that feeling, funnily enough this thread brought me *down* from my edge(iness). Hope the rest of your day is easy and smooth!

Larry Drew will take over as interim Lebron will continue as coach for the Cavaliers.

To be fair, I’m thoroughly enjoying this borderline wholesome troll feud compared to the personal attacks that usually happen, so I’m all for this Schwifty fan vs. the rest of the commentariat business.

#TrumpCrimeFamily

You betrayed your true intentions when you said MSNBC/CNN. Nice try

The reason the internet will end up a net (ha!) negative for humanity is that it has established the apocalyptic concept that a moron’s opinion deserves the same platform and same respect as an expert’s. Woolery, Baio, Woods, (Cernovich, Posobiec, and on and on) these are not people to whom anyone should turn for…

Saw this today, apropos:

Possession of Indiana sounds like he had some really shitty weed... or some really great meth.

TV thread?

He has plenty of Bottom Men too.