Here is the updated book cover:

I’m mostly Slavic. I’ve brought this point up to her before. When her parents immigrated from Czechoslovakia in the early 20th century anti-Slavic racism was pretty common. She just refuses to listen.

I have an aunt who is a Trump supporter. I’ve been trying to reason with her for months. I was visiting her this weekend, and while talking about Trump she literally said “What’s wrong with being racist?”. I was speechless.

And did I mention Evan Rachel Wood? At 1:43 she stands intimidatingly in cowboy attire, gun holstered at her hip. Not that I made note or anything.

“I’ll show you what it’s like when The Dark Knight Rises.” - Top bat

Luckily no civilians were in the vicinity. It’s a small victory for him.

Donger* (I don’t think I’d call it a “Big Ole” one though)

Did I mention the woman urinated on herself? Gold.

He can spend more time baking now.

Ah, I think you’re right. Never mind then.

“Dwyane, I just wanted to come see you in person so I could offer my sympathies.” - Trump

He’s trying to get a college scholarship, and thought this might get his foot in the door.

Gonna focus on personal connections over a type and text existence.

Since it was in Chicago, it must be Obama’s fault...I guess?

Finding a Browns play that is filed to “Highlight Reel” is like finding a four leaf clover.

I’m working on a joke, it just needs a bit of polishing.

$50 and he’s yours.

Your comment really brightened up my day.