Fat running backs can really pound the ball into the end zone.
or bags of flour
Of course...
I’d like to offer my condolences.
brash management style that one former employee described as “profanity-laced tirades.”
“What about the emails?”
I thought this was the reigning champion. (Lincoln Chafee, look him up on Jezebel if you don’t get the joke.)
Please tell me you played a version of “Kick the can/bucket” when you were a kid.
I’m going to ask the reigning champions. Hold on though, I have to find them first.
A reboot of a reboot. This is a whole new level of rebooting.
I’m with her...for being with her...
The “...” at the end tells us exactly how she feels.
our brand is an easy target
No way! Your powers are much better than mine. All my jokes will flounder...
I’m trying to work up another Little Mermaid joke but I’m having trouble. Please help!
Yes.