He’s going to be able to stroke it (swimmer joke) a lot more now.

Sorry, I’m not going to get excited about an “almost dunk” over a team that is far inferior.

Aww, are you upset? Sorry to be realistic about something.

Pulling off a 360° dunk on the Chinese National team is like getting a hole in one on a putt-putt course. It’s not that big of a deal.

I can see the resemblance.

I’d come out of a retirement just to beat him like a rented mule

Forgot to add, it’s this Saturday.

Found out today she’s speaking at a rally about 45 min away from me. You can be sure I’ll be there.

He probably just wanted to help Gendry out with rowing.

The Bernie supporter left, satisfied.

That might be the most reluctant star I’ve ever given. I’m ashamed of myself.

festive orange crime scene tape

I know the judge said it was an objective decision, but I lived in Youngstown (where this occurred) for several years and I just don’t believe that it was.

The last documented mass killing occurred in 2001, when a janitor returned to the school where he had been previously employed and stabbed eight children to death

It is good, but I’m still laughing every time he raises his arms.

I love her, but I’m still going to make fun of healthy food.

I also want to add that the Paul Simon performance (even though it was bad) was a great dis at Trump using songs without permission.

I was a Bernie supporter, but guess what, he lost. As much as I wanted him to be the nominee, I absolutely don’t want Trump in office. So the only thing I can do is to support Hillary, who is now the best chance we have to keep him out of office.

Well, I’m glad she has the time to do a new TV series........

Peter Thiel is secretly funding the lawsuits.