He was then transferred to a better hospital, where his condition was upgraded to “Alive”.

+1 Romney dog on roof

Nice of his dad to let him borrow a sportcoat.

That reads like a Dril tweet.

How about a sex robot, in the style of Westworld?

Awesome, thanks!

Awesome, thanks!

How do you change those color settings on your iPad?

How do you change those color settings on your iPad?

What about ironing?

The credit only works toward that one company’s protein powder, not the type you would normally order, just FYI.

The credit only works toward that one company’s protein powder, not the type you would normally order, just FYI.

On a related note to the story, avoid the ER at all costs if possible, unless you are actively having an MI or stroke.

The classic yo-yo appearance you linked to is still one of the funniest videos ever.

Fattest, oldest, and dumbest.

As a Patriots fan, I am so fucking spoiled, and it’s really hard not to take all of this for granted year after year.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

And that commenter stole it from one of the most RTd tweets nationwide last night. Everyone is lazy and derivative.

Daily reminder:. Bernie would have won.

“Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station...to get your free ‘Save the Tiger’ poster.”

Shot smoke bombs / firecrackers while hidden in the woods, aiming at girls in our 6th grade class during their softball practice.

Made me respect the hell out of Seacrest, he is a stone cold professional.

Press C for chest compression to pay respect.