No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Or the asshole Box Jellyfish. Usually only about 2 or 3 inches across but they can have 6 feet of tentacles....that WILL KILL YOU. Not only that, they’re faster than regular jellies so they can chase you through your nightmares.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Sacré bleu!!!

Jones also reportedly ran from the scene of the testing but came back minutes later to try and retrieve his sample.

Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

When reached for comment, the curator said “that’s going to be a pane in the glass to fix.”

I kinda (begrudgingly) like this. It is super corny and sounds kind of like George Michael but I’m alright with that. I think there has to be a space for music that is over the top, kind of stupid and very fun.

I’m still hung up on Cecil Otter for song of the year (Because I’m SUPER cool).

you son of a bitch.

Maybe it’s time you embraced something new....With arms wide open.

I love me some Bucci Mane

Barry Melrose

Neil Fucking Everett!

Barnwell and Ley came to mind immediately. Great list.

Bob Ley, Holly Rowe, Jeremy Schaap, Pam Ward, Bruce Bowen, Linda Cohn, Joe Tessitore, Stan Verett, Sean McDonough, Andy North, SVP, Doris Burke, Bill Barnwell, Beth Mowins, Darren Cahil, John Clayton, Jessica Mendoza, just to name a few. * (keep adding more by responding to this)

[*Edit- Simmons could be talking about…

I can understand his impression of the JFK portrait. The popular image of him is pretty messy.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.