So where do the nightmare fuel Dark Crystal puppets fit?

You get used to the smell, others don’t.

You thought wrong.

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

I know “Woosta” gets all the press, but the “Quinzee” pronunciation is really underrated in the grand scheme of “Why the fuck does that sound like THAT?”

A truly great player, like Ronnie Lott or Marilyn Manson, would just have them removed so he could keep playing.

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

Sorry, what were we talking about again?

re: Eating off a child’s plate - Ewwwww. Maybe I’ll understand one day when I’m a dad.

Not the first frog spit back.

No mention of Ashy Larry?

Fuck Mike Stoops. That’s absolutely despicable. I don’t care if Walker flipped two birds and grabbed his balls on the way out: For Stoops to throw Walker under the bus is atrocious.

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

What the photo doesn’t show is him during the windup and pitch, when he scrambled back to the on deck circle, scrambled to the dugout, scrambled over to the 3rd base coach, and the scrambled back to home plate before miraculously hitting that shot.

Bring back the Creamsicles!

To be fair, it wan’t just Greg Schiano causing the rot - it was also his staph.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

If dummies want to give their money away...

“Lou Holtz spit on me” for me

“Florida smells like old people” got a chuckle.