What the hell is wrong with your thumbs?

I deserve that.

I believe that billionaires should pay for their own fucking football stadiums.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

I’m sure they could find someone local.

Can’t wait for the ESPN 30 For 30 about how this will empower and strengthen Ray Lewis and his family.

Exactly. This is why PR people who are good at providing media training can make very good money. It’s not even 18 hours later and he is no longer the subject of the story - and is viewed through a remarkably sympathetic lens by a lot of the relevant media outlets. This was a perfect illustration of how to move…

as for how many of those people make a shitton of money courtesy of those very same bullshit rules, precisely because they back kids like this into a corner, well, we’ll just sweep that under the table, shall we?

I thought Tunsil handled himself very well in the interviews he did after the draft. He didn’t lie or try to deny anything. He didn’t get angry or try to blame someone else. He didn’t even seem bitter or upset that he probably lost several million dollars. He admitted it was him, said it was mistake, said he was happy…

I hear he has an Kirilinko type relationship and gets a cheat day for every local commercial he does.

It’s not necessarily about strip clubs. It’s about spending an awesome night/weekend with your best friends without having to filter your conversations.

It appears to have done some work, which I know some may be unfamiliar with.

Fair point. I guess you could serve Zima.

I don't think Ice House and Red Dog count as microbrews.

Bonus points for actually working it into a solid response to an actual question, and not just throwing it up here like (looks in mirror) some people do.

WHY IS THIS SHIT FUNNY LITERALLY EVERY TIME?!

Baby blue and teal are really awful colors.

Odd that they do 35 ng/ml, the standard for almost everywhere is 50 ng. I wonder if that’s because he’s already failed a test or if that’s standard for the NFL. He hasn’t deserved the benefit of the doubt, but professional athletes do commonly drink a large amount of water, which could be enough to get a sample…

In Soviet Russia, drugs take team.