He’s got a fuckin’ fleece tied around his waist! Just throw it in the corner, man!

Yeah, but a guy who looks like this on national teevee needs some positive reinforcement now and then.

great, now his gigantic head will get even bigger.

Also:

Big fan of yours Drew. You’re the main reason I visit deadspin.

So sad. Garry Shandling and Larry Sanders in the same day. Prayers.

Conan is really good at these. His Bowie tribute was also awesome.

Don't forget about Hoomanawanui, or however the fuck you pronounce it. He didn't quite pan out either.

I’m pretty excited about this move for the Pats, although rumors now abound that Amendola’s on his way out to free up more cap space.

his 14-year-old son, Drake

I would have no issues with the guy who holds the Make-a-Wish foundation record running for president.

More like Anne Thuggin. I love it.

I’m married and there are a few women in my life who I find attractive and charming, and when they interact positively with me (laughing at a joke, having a meaningful chat, etc.) I tend to feel pretty good about it, and I’d consider that the kind of crush that the writer is talking about. None of those women will…

Refreshing (and shocking) to hear such a real interview. This seems like the type of thing many/most would never admit. I’m not one who follows UFC much, but I can’t imagine going through what they do. Hope she’s able to find self-worth outside of fighting and find balance.

+1 new NFL PSA

Why are you under the impression that anyone wants this?

But here’s no Funbag today! I count on this shit—I live an empty shell of a life and now I lose the Funbag because Drew apparently can’t figure out how to write in San Franciso? For Christsakes—write the goddamnned Funbag!

You forgot “that nobody wants” at the end.

Why not do two funbags since I’m not going to listen to a podcast

I got to agree, this sucks ass.