If I was that Alex Pareene guy, i’d be offering up a years pay to have that response taken down.

If for no other reason than “just as worse as” is incoherent and so they’re clearly in need of a steadying slap in the face. 

It’s a fucking shame that career civil servants are experiencing backlash for staying in and doing their jobs. Almost any political appointee is fair game for that sort of criticism. But most career civil servants have served, and will serve, presidents of both parties. They don’t choose their president, the American…

Ashley and anyone else who didn’t work for GMG at the time of the election.

the most pronounced angling for relevance is in its decision to make protagonist Roseanne Connor a Trump supporter

Happy Monday! If you’re this pedantic for the rest of the day you may be setting yourself up for a bad week!

Wut? If a microbrewery brews on site, then sells said beer in either glass, can or bottle for consumption on premises and there are tables, seating, and *gasp* a countertop-height or higher device at which people sit and place their drinks on - commonly called a bar - it is a bar.

I said it before and will say it again - most people are not going to abandon Facebook. They have entangled their lives so deeply in that they can’t get out. This is why people keep getting their info stolen. When millions of accounts have been compromised by any site, the site should simply be shut down forever! If…

That’s a lot of words to not answer my question at all.

Sorry if this hurts your feelings, but we’ve been down this path plenty of times before. Every little data fuckup Facebook makes triggers a huge wave of “should you delete Facebook / here’s how to delete Facebook / let’s all delete Facebook” commentary. And that’s great and all, and we all talk about it for a month,…

Users of the internet don’t have to download the entirety of the internet to use it, and users of the postal service don’t have to receive everybody else’s mail to receive their own mail. Nodes accessing the blockchain have to download the entire ledger and upload it, thus they have to download child pornography.

You may have “Drew’s Hung Like a Lady” for free.

The thing that always cracks me up about crypto advocates is that they can tell you how Bitcoin/Ethereum/WTFium is going to replace the dollar in no time flat and in the next breath tell you how much of that currency they have - using dollars as the unit of measurement.

‘Big Four Inch’ just writes itself.

“An equivalent value of gold or silver” LOL. Dude, if you’re so far down the rabbithole that you don’t understand why it’s wildly inappropriate to compare the mining of naturally scarce actual metals with the “mining” of artifically scarce electronic tokens, you’re not gonna have much luck with the whole “yeah I…

She used to open the classroom windows and fart. Tenure is a real motherfucker, man.

this just means that Betsy Devos is in his spank bank now. No biggie.

I’m sure you’re an otherwise wonderful human being, but this take makes you a goddamn monster and a war criminal.

Agreed. “Drew Has Got a Chub” syncs better to Janie’s got a Gun.

Scene -8th grade graduation dance.