I love the song, but the movie is set in 1984 and Blue Monday didn’t come out until 1986. :-\

I met my fiancée in 2016 using Bumble while I was in Atlanta for a gigantic industry work conference. I lived in central Illinois, was recently out of a relationship, and really only wanted a practice date and some dinner conversation. She was a native Atlanta resident, and was on Bumble also looking for a practice…

Fifth: St. Louis. This would simply be more needless punishment for a city that doesn’t deserve it.

White velveeta on a pizza. No wonder the Rams left.

Like everything else in St. Louis, their pizza is an abomination unto our lord and savior.

You can re-live the memories of School Rectangle Pizza Day in the comfort of your own home. I’ve tried this, and it lives up to my fuzzy memories (although, I subbed out the ground beef for petite cubed pepperoni because my elementary school was FANCY like that):

Because he’s a proven loser: he lost the 2016 primary by 4 million votes.

I really want to hear the story of how you came up with this number.

I’m not an Old yet, but I gotta admit blow drying your balls is pretty great. Those dudes know what’s up.

It’s just really, really hard to go against CFA in the South. Even the most secular liberal types I know there put their beliefs aside to indulge in the sweet tea.

This, so much.

Meanwhile, these are people who butter their cereal.

Pralines and Dick.

Bubbler’s are a ‘Sconnie thing only. It’s a water fountain to everyone else.

Hi, Central Illinoisan here. Chicago supports downstate FAR more than downstate supports Chicago.

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Well, quitting at halftime is a longstanding Fighting Illini tradition...

My fiancee is from Atlanta, I’m from Central Illinois. She moved up here in August 2017 and, after last winter (her first), is counting the days until I finish my MS so we can return to the Atlanta area, because that is the Faustian bargain I struck to not have her leave back in January.

I don’t fucking get it, either.

Spend some time in downtown Detroit, Atlanta, Dallas, Indianapolis, and then re-think this hot take.