Neither of your scenarios are realistic.

If you went to McDonald’s for their nasty-ass chicken nuggets just to get some sauce because a cartoon character raved about it, you are one of the most gullible fools ever. You got played by a cartoon and a mega-corporation.

If you waited in line for hours to get said sauce, you have officially failed at life.

I still haven’t seen you say anything that contradicts Stepped Pyramids.

Fuck Nintendo for selling their games at a price the market will bear? I’m a socialist, but even I stop short of arguing that a video game company should cut their prices as an act of charity.

“Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!” 

You and America both tbh

this is my husband and I don’t like who he becomes when he is on Jeopardy!

Distinction without a difference as far as I’m concerned. It’s just a way for people to be pedantic and feel like they’re taking part in a discussion that they have nothing to contribute.

WGAF

Yeah, I think that’s probably true for a lot of locations. I worked nights about 70% of the time and I don’t remember it getting much attention after the daytime people left.

No kidding. Mine came with zero wild buffalo.

I was in my wife’s hometown and we went by the Panera where she had her first job in 1999 and she told the bored high school senior at the register, “I was part of the first crew of employees here in the late 90s and I haven’t been back in years.” And the cashier dryly said, “so did you like transfer to another store…

That is an oddly specific description and I 100% know the dude you are talking about.

When I worked at McDonald’s, I know that the shake+soft serve machine they had then, and I assume the newer versions they have now, besides having a nightly heating cycle to kill bacteria in the mix, would, every 30 days (IIRC) lock itself until you cleaned it, and you couldn’t do shakes or ice cream. And you had to…

Too bad the owner is a shitbag.

My rules of thumb:

Don’t eat anywhere that didn’t get a stellar score on their health exam. A lot of the stuff those restaurant employees talk about as “beware” (mold in the soda gun, straws with gods-know-what in them) are health code violations. King County (Seattle and environs) has a cheery “Excellent/Good/OK”…

V. true. Most stores are franchises so you’re supporting a local business owner much more than that d-bag but I hear you.

Worked at JJ’s in undergrad and hated every minute of it. The place was clean though.

It’s just too bad Jimmy John is such a piece of shit garbage person, though.

Yes, I’m definitely wrong for preferring something that actually entertained me over a muddled mess that had no idea what it wanted to be. Except depressing. It definitely knew it wanted to be that.