“I don’t know how to clean.” Is Upper-Middle-Class speak for “Cleaning is beneath me.”

YEP.

Alabama is still everything most people believe it to be. Moore is going to win in a walk. I don’t care how some progressive Alabamans may protest, politically, it’s still. 1862 in that state. .

I had a roommate in college who swore she didn’t know how to clean. I wrote down detailed instructions on what needed to be cleaned, how often, and with what cleaning product. Then it changed to she didn’t see the mess. Like, she legit argued she couldn’t tell the difference between a countertop just wiped clean and…

stop with the fucking shaming. Stop telling me I’ll be a bad mother before I’ve even had a baby. I said we could afford a housekeeper if it got really bad. We actually do clean once a week. And it gets messy after cooking one meal. Getting a housekeeper doesn’t “stop the cycle.” My parents got a housekeeper when they…

I’ll just start off saying that this isn’t normal. Project roll offs tend to occur before the project ships. Also because of the location of the studio it’s very rare that they’d cut very many positions. Unlike studios in larger areas like LA, San Francisco or Seattle who have a pool of talented people to recruit…

“How does a person with a functioning brain not know how to clean?” - How about you come clean my house and I’ll do your differential geometry homework? Oh you don’t take graduate level differential geometry classes? How does a person with a functioning brain not get a Ph.D in theoretical mathematics?

Hire a housekeeper. I get it, you’re busy and you never learned how to clean a house. Everyone will also chime in to say your husband could do it and so on. Okay. Still, hire a housekeeper. Knowing CPS won’t get involved in your parental rights is a low standard to set for yourself.

No, I won’t gtfo. I don’t want to see objectification against women here from men. I’m biracial and it’s my site too.

It seems silly to frame it as a marriage. You can throw yourself a party anytime. You can provide an open bar and ask for expensive gifts for your party anytime. You can buy an overpriced sparkly white dress anytime. Calling it a wedding kind of detracts from actual weddings and commitment ceremonies, and given…

Has the day finally arrived when the common person doesn’t recognize a Spaceballs reference? A part of me has died :,(

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Small quibble — the Buckets weren’t American. Charlie bought his Wonka bar because he found 50 pence in the snow (children’s librarian here).

Sherman burned it first.

The snap count would be anywhere from one to three (but never four, that would be too crazy).

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Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

About 10 years ago, I went to a big, fancy wedding for my wife’s friend and it was basically just an expensive wedding in a box. It sucked so incredibly hard, but they looked like they were having a blast. The DJ sucked (the DJ always sucks), the food was bad, cash bar, and this was all after an hour Catholic…

It would be even better if they kept arguing to the music...

It isn’t the same if the door doesn’t fly open first. RIP, KSK.