"Ow, you're on my hair."
The usual trick for male underwear models is to use wonder bread. I am not kidding. Its soft and easy to form into a pouch. I first learned this trick as a wardrobe assistant on a photo shoot for the homepage models on the MANHUNT website. Objects in underwear are sometimes smaller than they appear.
No I wouldn't consider it and neither would he. It has nothing to do with being unselfish and everything to do with us loving each other.
Aside from the struggles with infertility (I'm so sorry!) I can relate to all of what you said! This may be weird to admit, but I actually wish my husband was smaller so it wouldn't hurt as much, haha!
You're a good guy for being so patient, but I'm going to stop you for a second and play the "selfish bastard" card.
My husband and I probably had sex that many times or less in our first two years of marriage since our accidentally pregnancy happened two weeks after our wedding and that closed the shop big time. I too have told my husband he'd be better off with someone who actually wanted to have sex ever but luckily he is ok with…
Okay this is kind of personal so instead of asking you about your sexual practices I'll just make a statement about mine: I like all different kinds of sex and expanding our repertoire to include non-penetrative sex and anal sex has meant way more intimacy in my marriage. Dan Savage likes to go on about how limited…
Unfortunately, I'm right there with you! My sex drive is very low, and I have some sort of undiagnosed dyspareunia as well (not vaginismus, but possibly vulvodynia, who knows, no gyno could find a "problem" with me so I gave up). ALL my sex is maintenance sex! I get very little sexual gratification out of it. I really…
I think there is still a lot of thinking that all that there is to womanhood is bearing children. Not even raising them, but giving birth. I have been told repatedly I am not a woman or not an adult because I have never been pregnant. We are nothing more than brood mares.
i had to take a call RIGHT when i figured out what you were saying. i almost forgot what i'm supposed to say when i answer.
fingerling babies is a phrase i cannot get out of my mind
Re: the rabbits, what kind of mental illness causes that? I can see where getting the attention of giving birth repeatedly would make sense in a certain sort of mind, and rabbits are small enough to shove up there and plentiful/anonymous enough to use, whereas a human baby is a) not gonna go back in and b) has…
Worst magic act ever.
In reality, she was just sticking dead rabbit parts into her vagina and faking labor.
My favorite sort of feature on Jezebel - odd tales of women throughout history. Always followed by what such a story implies about a woman's role in society. This one was particularly engaging. Bravo, Lyz of the cool name with the very cool spelling.