IKR???!?!?!? They would have had the CUTEST little hipster manic pixie dream babies :/

Ugh not so much 'firing' people from the wedding but we had to do the 'add people in' thing. I wanted my sister and 2 friends, my husband wanted 3 friends he had known forever - simple. My in-laws had a bit of a shit-fit and wanted my husband's brother to be a groomsman because they felt he was being left out which…

I bet Martha Stewart made the best terlet-wine that was ever made!

you have inspired me to make my own vanilla extract! here in New Zealand it is expensive to get the beans - usually they are from Tonga or Tahiti I think and generally better to get them online. Is it better to use dried out beans or are the still moist ones ok even if they are squishy in the middle?

god I LOOOOOVE vanilla extract - the more pure the better! I will put vanilla in everything but I can't imagine doing shots of it - the thought of vomming pure vanilla is just awful >.<

don't let the door hit your ass...

a sensible solution but I have no idea how that would fly legally here in New Zealand. If I was in that situation I would probably opt for sole of the foot tattoos just in case they turned out to be fabulous ass models of something... lol as if with their genetic history :P

mu husband was a very preemie natural birth and my MIL said his tiny head still hurt as much to push out as the other two full term pregnancies.

I met identical twins once and their parents were worried about mixing them up so they had tiny baby silver ID bracelets made - one for each twin. as far as I know parents are able to tell their twins (and higher multiples) apart eventually just because they see them all the time and can notice differences.

huh.. I had no idea. they look so similar. but then they do look a lot like their other sister (Elizabeth)? I think.

ahhhhhahahaha that's brilliant! lol :)

that is fucking awesome. mine only ever made it as far as my jewelry box (not a euphemism) after it was removed, but publicly shaming it is so great :)

I'm the same with my husband re porn - I don't care as long as he keeps it to himself. I'm sure he does get off in his own time but he still wants it with me so I feel happy about that.

I hear you! I have had my sex drive completely shut down because of medication - it's just gone. This doesn't actually bother me personally/physically but I do feel sorry for my husband who would have it 3 times a day if I were to offer. He is really good about not pressuring me but I KNOW he would like me to make…

jesus that is fucking horible. you were lucky to survive that accident and your parents should not have pulled that shit - brain damage or not.

medication for stealing? tell me more about this medication for stealing!

that's brilliant! lol

riiiiight???? holy shit I thought the sun shone right out of my Grandma and would never have been able to steal a penny off her!

this couple looks fly as fuck. I love them!

hahaha holy shit that comment killed me! :)