she looks like a thumb.

I think domestic flights you can fly almost up to your due date but if you wanted to cross the Pacific Ocean there would be some kinds of restrictions about how many months pregnant you were.

my first thought too - empty closet? that's a spare guest room at best.

for all the bubble bath talk there is only one picture of a shitty looking tiny (my 200lb ass would be lucky to sit in there comfortably!) bath tub which has an overhead shower and is 6 inches from the crapper - mmmm romantic!

I used to use the little applicator tube from the monistat/canesten cream to insert yoghurt into my vagina - still messy but it gets most of it up in the right place! the problem with putting things up vaginas is gravity - what goes up must come down.. so panty liners are required to collect leakage.

ahhhhahahaha that's awesome. Adultosaur you so fancy!

ugh mine too - usually after eating grass. I am a real 'texture'/mouth-feel person and the thought of eating something covered in foam makes me feel a little queasy!

I was looking at them and trying to figure out why they look 'odd' but at the same time I am slightly jealous of them. I can't quite put my finger on it... they don't look anything like mine though. I think it's the pinkness plus the tiny areola and the super tight nipple? I've given this way too much thought...

that looks like a Tom Cruise thunderbird puppet puking it's ring out!

totally!! but the dog is so cute though! my miniature dachshund runs around the room like that and tries to play with our cats and gets pretty much the same response!

aaahahaha holy shit that takes me back! :)

I'm not usually a fan of the ott Christmas decorating but watching this makes me wish this was my house - I love it!

oh my god that's horrifying!!!

I'm gonna go head and call bullshit on the "it's... food". that's fucking scary and I'm glad you and your daughter didn't get poisoned by that batshit woman! 0.o

are 'we' the big pink stupid cats?? now I know what my cat truly thinks of me as..

OMFG! that is disgusting! and hilarious! :)

that video with the talk about ridges and holding the banana made me think instantly of how much like the banana the penis is - there was truly some phallic imagery going on there!

heh when you say switch it makes me think of a small branch from a tree! :)

I wish I could star your comment 50 times :)

just how obese is this woman going to let her daughter GET? she is setting her up for a lifetime of poor eating and all the associated problems that come with that. It makes me sad.