Can I just ask, why aren't we calling this a Dil-doh?

It's a losing battle. There's like 80 million of us. At least half of Jennifers probably suck.

STOP RUINING MY NAME, OTHER SUCKY JENNIFER.

Most kids don't. unless their parents are super open at a very early age. As most aren't, if a child happens to know not only what a penis is (other than something that one pees out of if they have one and that thing boys have that's gross if they don't have one) and knows about what it looks like erect...well,…

Jennifer. A responsible mom tells her young child she's just laughing her ass off over the toy because it looks like so much fun, then quietly removes the bizarre appendage from the packaging after said child is sound asleep on the floor. Responsible mom can then keep the doohickey to show her friends over cocktails…

i honestly have no idea if i even knew what a penis was at play doh age.

God forbid someone look like a 40 year old mom. How gross.

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

I've seen worse. The thing that was freaking me out was that HE DIDNT WASH THE FUCKING TWEEZERS. There was obviously gunk on it from previous extraction attempts. Ugh ugh ugh.

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There's nothing in this that says the parent(s) posted this. In fact, this seems something more like the employee would have posted. There is zero context to the picture.

I shoplifted a toy from Target when I was 10, I was forced to take it back in person with my mom. Publicly humiliating? Yes. Did it deter me from…

I don't ground anymore, I give extra chores. I figure might as well get cleaner floors while they are punished... or the laundry folded.

Didn't ask you to feel pity for me. You agreeing or disagreeing is not going to change how that affected me, but thanks for... whatever it is you're attempting to teach me.

Uh so now we can't even refer to kids as little shits? Obviously that isn't something we would ever say TO the little shit, or within earshot of the little shit, but some kids ARE little shits. Just like some adults are giant assholes. What are we supposed to say? Oh that Johnny is quite a handful! Come on. He's a…

that's right, bring out the medication the minute your child misbehaves! are you kidding?? and she said he "couldn't stop stealing" and you turned that into a compulsion?? maybe he just wants to steal shit! what this parent is doing is probably the EXACT thing she needs to do! he apparently values "things" or he…

My parents punished me for every damn little thing (accidentally breaking a vase, leaving my backpack in the living room, getting a B) and now I'm an adult who lives with the ever present feeling that I'm about to be in trouble for something. I'm fucking 30 years old. So, not the OP, but I don't think I'm a better…

To demonstrate that you follow through? How many times have you seen some parent do the old countdown only to give in to the kid anyway? Many parents are blatant liars when it comes to demonstrating that actions have consequences. God forbid some kid should actually have to see the consequences of their actions.…

Exactly. I didn't take away Santa's gift, but I am currently dangling the family gifts because as soon as they got their Santa gifts, 2 out of 3 of my kids decided they could be little shits since Santa was no longer watching.

My kid is going to be watching me donate his fun gifts (non-necessities) to a charity because he can't stop stealing.

My parents did this to me on a birthday with a playstation. I managed to get three office referrals on my birthday, and when I got home I gave them to my mom, she had me open my present, and then had me go with her when she returned it.