As soon as they got back from commercial break and I knew what was going to happen, it was un-goddamn-bearable.  By the time Hank called Marie, the show had to be intentionally fucking with us.  Don't say you love her, don't say it…

The Devil and Leslie Knope - starring Brandi Maxxxx?

Suddenly Nazis, are standing beside you…

I almost want to see this just for Keaton - and he's the villain, so that might be fun!  Maybe?  And if not, then perhaps Birdman will be good?  Or Need for Speed?

"A Nice Farm in the Country"

Don't worry.  I'm very serious about mother/daughter incest films.

People used to say that about Alexis Bledel, and I was extremely attracted to her too.  Clearly, those people are the ones with a problem, not me…right?

Where do you live so I can move there and become an Adonis to your people?

It really can't be overstated how absurdly attractive she is in this movie.  She's really the only thing I remember about it, but the memories are…vivid.

Maybe if this was portrayed as a stupid idea that doesn't work because it's stupid.  Except if you watch the trailer, the stupid scheme works.  The businessman snaps a picture of Song and it's HILARIOUS because weiners.

Agreed. I've never seen him as curmudgeonly.  I'm hard pressed to think of times when he's been a dick to someone.  He's always a good sport for silliness on Conan.  He was in Bruno!  Just because he's stoned half the time and clearly doesn't care what you think of him doesn't make him grumpy.  It just makes him a…

This ongoing debate is so stupid.
"I know you want it" is only a rapey line if you ignore the context so that it comes off that way.  Yeah, if a stranger walked up to you and said that, I could see the problem.  If it's being said in the midst of a mutually sexually charged flirtation/courtship/whatever, which is…

They need generically attractive Canadians?  Orphan Black will trade Dylan Bruce for Aisha Tyler.  Same roles, no explanations.

Mantarecho

I Am Curious (Sharknado)

Well, now I feel disgusting.  Moreso.

Make sure he does a paleo diet too, with the same rules.

You're friends with Natalie Portman?

I was going to say at least he still has Susanna Hoffs, because I always get confused and think it was him that was married to Susanna Hoffs, but no, they just work together a lot.

Let's picket!