Eh, I have little faith.  It'll look nice and hit all the buttons like an assembly line blockbuster should, because he's good at that, but that's all I expect.  Names and places grafted onto some other movie's skeleton.

Ugh, that bank robbery scene existed solely to pay homage to Donner (much like half the movie did) and shoehorn in some special effects.  This is a world that already knows Superman exists, why are they shooting at him?

Oh, I wouldn't worry about new Star Wars being overly reverent to the originals.  JJ Abrams has already proved he couldn't care less about being faithful to the spirit of original material.

It's not absolutely terrible, and it has its moments, of which you name two.  It's also sooooo slooooowww and has Superman as a peeping tom stalker.

Yeah, it could have picked Kr and Se for me, but instead it's just K and N.  I mean, Krypton is way cooler than lame-ass potassium.

"Aubrey Plaza…chills out in a bathtub for a while, which may be of interest to some people"

The verdict is in, and we have a hung jury.

TMZ reports that a man with a Members Only jacket was seen in the vicinity prior to Mr. Gandolfini's death.

Don't stop.

EPISODE VII: PORKINS BEGINS

HURRY UP AND GET TO CORUSCANT.

False.  His rap sheet is pretty remarkable.

I really liked Man of Steel!  Certainly wasn't perfect but I thought it was a good take on the character, suitably epic and plenty enjoyable.

What was camp?  Either I'm missing something or that word has a completely different meaning than I thought it did.

This is what I've always said!  Superman would have absolutely no muscles, he'd be skinny fat like me.  In fact, I could BE Superman.

The stupid thing about that is it happened in a movie where everyone already knew who Superman was.  WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT HIM?

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus Yes, right before he falls to earth and 'dies.'  So it's pretty subtle.

*drinks*
*super-flicks peanuts*

Followed by "Batman is more interesting because he is DARK.  Everything DARK is better.  DERP DARK DERP."

Everything short of a Kryptonite crucification.