You did good work here today.

Superman week at The AV Club?  It's my time to shine!

What? Her throat was sliced open. The show immediately cut to silence.  They're trying to tell you something.

Just call it Starks and Lannisters.  We (newbies) are the ones who think if we're just honorable and careful we won't get stabbed in the face with spoilers.  The Lannisters just remain one step ahead and smirk knowingly as we're shocked by major characters getting gutted and beheaded.

Not just you. When he gave that look I half expected Walder to get stabbed right there, because Game of Thrones.

You're wrong, Tywin loves all his children equally!

Nobody ever talks about Abe Lincoln's tits this way, but as a student of history, let me tell you: they were spectacular.

Me too!  If we can turn around and like Jamie after he paralyzed a kid in the first episode, I think we can all forgive Sansa for being a brat in the first season.  That family just cannot catch a break.

All northern born bastards licky boom boom down.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Yep, that's exactly the way it was done.  It makes me just want to avoid the internet altogether, because as the show's popularity grows, the odds increase for a repeat of Snape kills Dumbledore proportions.

"You want it to be one way, but it's the other way."

After the last time we saw him, pretty sure Theon isn't going to be coming on anything anymore.

Yeah, spoiling Robb was my fault, but some douchebag spoiled something on Reddit a couple weeks back in a completely unrelated thread.  I hope it's a long ways off so maybe I'll forget…

What is up with Edmure?  Were they in on it?  Brynden did go to take a leak at an opportune time…

New plan: someone slap a Ned Stark nametag on Joffrey.

Seriously, this happened in the MIDDLE of the book?  GRRM has majestic balls.

I foolishly spoiled myself of Robb's death, but I didn't think it was coming quite this soon.  And I certainly didn't expect that crazy fucking bloodbath.  What the fucking fuck.

Her?

Then call me Mr. Douche!

Roll up a wooly first.