When I first read this I thought you wrote, "May you never leave BangPandora," like an internet blessing.

They have those? I'm asking for a friend.

And I like my full bush/hairy legs/happy trail/armpits that look like I'm hiding hamsters. If we hugged, I would tickle you like a Great Pyrenees puppy and you would feel like a dolphin in my arms. Problem solved. LIKE PINKO COMMIE HIPPIES!

He's a diabetic. I would imagine it's a glucometer, strips, and syringes. Do you smell what The Rock is (low starch) Cooking?

I feel that. I have zero food intolerances and can eat offal and raw oysters and cheese and crusty French bread with gusto. I think I'm a human dumpster.

Hi Felicity! I have two questions. 1. Do you guys ever get any backlash involving nudist parents with children? 2. Have you ever encountered any jealousy issues regarding a significant other (by you or other nudists?) If so, how was it dealt with?

I was just about to suggest reading up on the history of that little patch of desert. Thank you for summarizing it so objectively and succinctly.

No we don't. http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/… They rank 4th after the U.S., Afghanistan, and then Yemen. Also, they don't have much gun crime, but their gun deaths still total 6.4 deaths per capita, which is still relatively high compared with countries that have stricter gun laws like Sweden (1.47) or the UK…

I was also in an abusive lesbian relationship. Depending on what city you're in, there are usually battered women's shelters. That's where I went. They were the kindest, least judgmental people I ever met. They almost always let you bring your children too. Also, they don't allow anyone into the shelter without a…

You're so cute when you're mad.

Also cat bites are AWFUL. I nearly lost my hand after $39,000 worth of surgery because of a cat bite. I feel bad for that poor old lady.

So, I was on a date with a lovely woman (I am also a woman) at a bar that we both frequented regularly (that's how we met). We were sitting around discussing her job at a woman's prison as an educator and canoodling (odd combo looking back) when an older man approaches, I would say mid to late fifties. He is missing…

He does. Here's the most nauseating interview you will EVER READ: http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/movies/ne…

"Or wipe an anus that is not my own." lol. lol forever.

I have been saying this all day, so one more time can't hurt. No.

That was some of the most beautiful alliteration I've heard in a long time.

Oh damn. You're mean. But I deserve it.

Is his profile picture a film still of Gael Garcia Bernal? Also, why so many ellipses? Am I asking all the wring questions?

Oh oh! I'm currently writing my creative thesis on violence, loss and family in the South. Could I steal the idea of taxidermied babies for a short story?

I use my status as a non-employed (summer months-I'm an instructor) to write only positive reviews on Yelp in Biblical language about places that serve really good meat. I use a lot of "lo"s and "golden calf" references.