The furniture my dogs need is the couch to be told to get off of and my bed to be told to get off of and then relented to.
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Shit. I wish someone would just pay my light bill or rent. I can live without another pair of slippers, but no roof over my head?
Hey, I'm not precisely sure why you're getting jumped on here, but I feel deeply for you. I'm sorry that happened to you.
Oh dude. Make a weekly or monthly color coded chore chart with perfectly divided chores with your names on it. It has made my marriage SO MUCH EASIER. Make sure he can mark off the chores he did under his name for the day. All you gotta say is "chore chart." Sometimes we even do each others' chores and then have sex…
Cyclist, I like your style.
Man, I came late to this party, but you guys are giving this troll a workout. Go Team Dismissive!
DEEEEEWWWW. What a sweet rottie boy/girl. So handsome! Sorry, I kind of lose it around large face breeds. I have an American Mastiff and he looks at me like this sometimes after he's dug a crater in the yard and is lounging in it.
I'm a Rozeman and Ukrainian black Jew, I hear you. I have been asked at least a thousand times, "So, what are you?"
You're a lot braver than I am on the internet. I've been cowed at this point. I've been told that we as a people need to stop being whiny victims, that the Holocaust has had enough attention (and is a lie—-but we won't go there), that I am a Palestinian baby murderer and am just like the Nazis, that Hitler is some…
Eh, it happens to the best of us. He is infuriating, for real.
Oh dude, the book isn't even in the same category as any of the movies. It's like Peter Jackson is allergic to the coolest parts of all the books. Where the hell were Tom Bombadil (Fellowship) and Beorn the Skinchanger? Wouldn't have been awesome to see Beorn's ponies bring in oaken platters of honey and cheese?
Honesty time: I didn't even read this and I agree. Fuck this version of The Hobbit. I reccomend the animated version.
This was written by my friend. I am so glad to see our community holding her up, rather than ripping her down. Thanks dudes (gender neutral) .
Man, I've been yelling it to my husband. Dude is gay, and that's ok. We'll take him over here. He just has to stop being hateful.
Dude is a gay dude. Come on Marky mark! We'll accept you!
That's all we've been asking for for centuries.
She was 12.
Uh, I'm pretty sure only Buffalo Bill (Jame Gumb) would have a real vested interest in these...bits.
My neighbor had one that would chase horses. That's right. Horses.