Katie Ledecky is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than any Olympian has ever been in any event. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Usain Bolt is at running the 100. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Michael Jordan was at basketball in 1992. Whoever gets silver and…

Just so all the Jezzers are clear - Ghostbusters is good because women and Suicide is Squad is bad because Jared Leto (man). Got it? Great!

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

J-League ball ain’t AA - this isn’t the 1970's anymore.

Also bear in mind that the tail end of Rose’s hit total was almost a full season of him wedging himself into the lineup as player-manager to the detriment of the Reds. So screw him.

You will wait your turn for misery and you will enjoy it.

I believe that Derek Jeter, had he not been a Yankee, is essentially Craig Biggio.

I believe that Russell Westbrook is a better and more exciting player than Steph Curry.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

These are the kinds of threads and comments that make me really hate reading Jezebel sometimes. I’m not a white male, and I’d be chanting right alongside those people if I were at the convention. I guess the voices of non-white, non-male protesters don’t count. They are literally never acknowledged. It’s been this way…

I will never understand non-students/non-alumni actively rooting for a school they have absolutely no connection to. I get that there are no pro teams in some of these states but like, damn

Y’all should have known fucking Marchman wasn’t splurging for AC.

“We can’t go to North Carolina. They’re socially backwards and perverted for their stance on what goes on in the bathroom. Let’s go the Penn State.”

Apparently we here in the US have the world's most skittish cops, who are frightened of every twitch and shadow that they see. Here's an idea: if you are constantly afraid for your life, maybe being a cop isn't for you. Maybe you should try something a little more low key, like being a meter minder; empty cars rarely…

What just floors me- and it shouldn’t, I should be used to it, but it does, is that there are two instant reactions I see from a certain group of people whenever these tragedies happen:

I got 11 balls today

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.

yeah i mean, cool for those countries, but i don’t care. i just want them to announce the date for the new episodes.

The Brazilian Ronaldo never got fed-up.