Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

I learned that you are clearly a misogynistic misogynist if you think anything other than misogyny caused this misogynistic mess. Don’t criticize Hillary’s perfect campaign, misogynist! Misogyny.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

What, wait, did they outlaw cocaine in Chicago or something?

God, Hawk is the WORST.

Alex Gonzalez is the real Steve Bartman and any Cubs fan worth their salt knows this.

Burneko writing about things he knows a lot about is delightful. Burneko writing about things he knows nothing about is insufferable. I think this is true for most writers, but he really drives the point home.

Glad to see he’s not being a thor loser.

this is never the correct take

Yeah, I mean why would anyone be afraid of being shot at. They should have just let the kid keep shooting because, after all, their training will magically keep bullets from piercing their bodies.

The Rant Is Too Damn High

Freshman year roommate only played text-based RPG’s, stopped going to class, lived in a mound of his dirty laundry and cafeteria trays and one morning I woke up and everything was gone. Moved out. Really nice guy, though!

They did it in kind of a curious way, focusing on all the great American presidents they didn’t support:

Not all women work in cubicles. Some just clean them late at night.

*triggered

Don’t be silly. For a first world country, America deals with a tremendous amount of real crime. We need standing police forces, and they need to be armed.

Division champs, I think.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

The same banal commentary would have been made if it was a man who medaled and then got engaged.

This is literally the one ostensibly good thing about the Olympics, the thin veneer of international cooperation and friendship, and these assholes hate the Jews too much to even pay lip service to that.