drunkchicagbroburners
DrunkChicagBroBurners
drunkchicagbroburners

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

Good one. I cried happy tears openly in a bar, but it’s okay because I have a vagina, and it generally means I get a pass on such sentimentality.

I’d have to say Leicester City’s championship this year. First time Premier League for me and I couldn’t take my eyes off the news every day as they inched closer. Was ecstatic when they finally did it

American Pharoah’s Belmont win last year. I watched a horse run for 2 minutes and was jumping up and down by myself.

As a Leafs fan I’m happy when ever a good bunch of fans get out of that particular crappy situation. The first Blackhawks cup with Kane/Toews was a good example of that.

The one where Kevin Draper was the saddest.

Why would the Cubs even want Chapman? There's no designated hitter in the NL...

It’s going to be interesting to see the warm fuzzy welcome home the junior Senator from Vermont receives as he returns to Congress. After spending a year calling his colleagues corrupt, insulting them and doing his best to destroy the Democratic party, I’m sure he’ll be receiving ALL the choice committee chairs, etc.

Good luck explaining to all the tech-bro Warrior fans how a really efficient shot to the balls is bad form in basketball.

Considering all the hardships white men face, I don't see why we have to take their place at the top from them. Their feelings matter, you guys!

No thanks. I’m not taking a pay cut to teach something I had a 2.01 GPA in during college.

Go to any bar in America at closing time and you’ll find at least one Nice Guy drunkenly letting the mask slip.

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

I wholehearthily agree with You, a nice and easy checklist for NOT ruining someones life...

YouTube comments are the standard we use to gauge public opinion now? That's like scraping the barrel.

We will never regret accurately reporting sports news.

Oh, so when La Russa squeezes into a booth unannounced, he’s “defending the truth.” But when I do it, I’m “drunk” and “not welcome in this IHOP anymore.”

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

I find Deadspin’s commitment of time and resources all being used to troll one person, Will Leitch both immature and petty. In other words, great job!