And what an empty jersey he’s turned out to be.

I hope Drake has both his Raptors and Thunder merch washed and ready to wear.

What about sex?

Any chance I can talk about my eldest son makes me happy. He left, he came back and he is now on the deen’s list. His actual grade point average is higher than a 4.0.

The owners are actually on the record as wanting to increase the salary cap. Part of the reason the players didn’t argue for it during the last CBA negotiation was that they knew the owners wanted it, and instead focused their efforts on getting free agency. That surprised the owners, hence the near-lockout.

As always, Haisley takes an interesting quote filled with nuance - one which raises really intriguing questions about MLS and it’s place in the world - and reduces it into an MLS hit piece.

I didn’t want to before, but I definitely wanna do some blow now.

I was in a fraternity in college, and you are absolutely correct. Not all Frats and Sororities are terrible. In fact, only about 75% of them are.

I think it’s pretty established that sororities were present, as that are who paint coolers for their fraternity bro hookups.

Talk about a punch in the face to Rangers fans.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

Showrunner loyalty sounds like a sensible idea in theory, but in practice it leads to things like watching fucking Outlander. RDM, why have you forsaken me?

Or, we could just not take online ratings seriously. Who are these weirdos who rate shit on imdb or take an imdb rating into consideration when deciding whether or not to watch a show?

I can’t wrap my head around the idea that there are people who don’t enjoy watching Jose Fernandez play.

I send them to my wife as a joke when I’m lying in bed next to her and she’s reading on her phone.

Does it honestly not bother you that Bernie supporters are sending death threats to a woman who, as far as I can tell, was just doing her job? I get wanting to have positive coverage of your preferred candidate, but any coverage of the event that leaves out the booing and death threats is still pretty slanted - it’s…

All of the people claiming to be tired of this are really Cardinals fans trying to figure out a way to make you stop. Don’t fall for their false flag operation.

The Cardinals Lost Their 19th Game