“Was Odor’s punch a sucker punch!?!?

When I first heard about this, I thought it was an Onion article. It’s almost like the Giants are parodying their own city.

Which Giants player is doing enough HGH to be a future Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float? Or was Bonds the last one?

I eagerly await your follow up articles of why we should love those scrappy, loveable Yankees and Red Sox.

Things got really tense when both vehicles wound up in line at a nearby Checkers.

If he asked for 100 women and their cats he could have gotten them all from Jezebel.

John Stones is a fraud of a defender. Kenwright should have snapped Mourinho’s hands off for £35M.

It didn’t help that Baines was hurt most of the year and was absolute dross when he was in the lineup. He’s no longer the player we remember. When Galloway was inserted a left back, the team had a better record than with…

Sweet mother of casting, that movie was so bad. But it did serve as a reunion for the cast members of Band of Brothers so there’s that.

Yes, animal cruelty only exists among rich, white people.

Not gonna lie, I kinda love this. Wish I was invited to it, so I wouldn’t have to pay the $65,000 tab (Dear Merlin!).

If you’re truly a lifelong Caps fan, why are you commenting here instead of being dead from having shoved a pencil through your neck years ago?

As a longtime Cubs fan, I'll relish the day a Yankees or Cardinals fan says "Oh, look at Mr. Winner over there. What a smug jerk!"

Yeah, as a Penn State graduate from a big Penn State family, I am, if anything, extra angry at Paterno. After having Paterno sunshine blown up my ass for thirty years, realizing it was all bullshit made me extra pissed.

As the guy who was president of FSU when the Jameis Winston rape case got swept under the rug, Barron is fast becoming academic America’s poster boy for campus sex crime denial.

“When in doubt, side with a convicted child molester” seems like a solid policy

Holy. Shit. Just burn that entire place down.

This list is kind of like Cleveland. It validates stereotypes and a River runs through it.

That wouldn’t help, they would find this shit hilarious

What a great father. Why did he leave Chicago, again?

Those hoofbeats you hear are the legions of PSU homers coming to defend Saint Joe’s honor. (I’m persona non grata among many of my fellow PSU grads because I dared to ask them if they would be so forgiving if it happened to one of their kids.)