I’ll always laugh when I see Lukaku’s name, because I will forever associate him with one of the most overtly apparent displays of the USMNT’s mediocrity. When Belgium-US was still very much in doubt at the 2014 World Cup, both teams looked to their benches for scoring threats. Belgium tabbed Lukaku, who was then a…

As a PR guy, the way that statement is written highly offends me.

The whole league runs all their finances on the Canadian dollar. Seems like the only thing in Canada that does. Ever toss a Loonie up at a stripper?

I always hear goobers saying “the casinos will buy up tickets and give them to patrons”. Not a chance, the Casinos don’t want you to ever leave the Casino building, which is why they build them as huge interconnected structures.

But I have all this maple syrup and hot peppers!!1!

I’ll never understand why they feel the need to put a team in Vegas. The city is full of transplants. It’s like putting another team in Florida or Arizona, no one is going to show up to root for the home team. There’s no reason to rush it, wait on Seattle to be ready.

After the Vet reported that Hank tested positive to Doggie Growth Hormones (DGH) Hank immediately went on the offensive and called the Vet an anti-semite.

Thank you. It’s a real union-fest on Jezebel and I don’t think people realize there are unions that can actually be bad for workers.

You don’t seem biased at all.

You won the pennant in 1966, 1970, and 1983.

As an Orioles fan, fuck opt-outs and fuck Dexter Fowler. What a fucking day.

Anyone want to point out the fact that this is an ADVANTAGE?

What are you trying to say? They aren’t the KAA Redskins. Their logo is fine. And a cool tribute to Native Americans in a place with literally zero Native Americans.

Punches thrown: A lot

So pretty much a new team?

Man, I can’t wait to see what the papers will come up with for headlines tomorrow morning!

I don’t see the problem, DeMarcus.

I hope he enjoys his loan spell in the Eredivisie next year.

um, ping-pong is a trademarked term. Table Penis is the preferred name.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.