Outstanding, I am now a Blair Walsh fan. He made Drew cry, and he made these kids’ year.

Hopefully he got to enjoy the Packers win.

i like the taste of it, and enjoy finishing off my boyfriend.

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.

Bo-ah! What’d ah tay-ull you bout watchin’ that gay brain shit on the TV!

PAWWWWWWWL, DID YEW SEE WUT HAPPENT ON JEPERDEE?

Is that you Derrick Rose?

1. Dont wear jerseys. Ever. You look like a tool.

A 20+ ton vehicle...what’s that, like a couple hundred pounds?

Except that was the funniest thing ever.

Gotta be careful around that many fired up white folks in St. Louis.

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

The celebration? Meh.
What IS ridiculous is grown men pearl clutching about a touchdown celebration using the cliches actual athletes and coaches in interviews.

You’re not being interviewed.
No one cares about your opinion (thus the gray font).
They play a game. (which you obviously take too seriously.)

By itself I do think it is an overpay, but I acknowledge that in the context of MLB salaries, it’s probably right around market. I mean, the Mets just guaranteed Asdrubal Cabrera $18.5 million. Let that sink in for a minute.

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

Ugh. I hate the Cubs.

Can the MLS please get rid of that silly “Our ‘All-Stars’ v. Your Premiership Team” match? It’s embarrassing that we have to try to accumulate all of the talents in one league to play one team from Europe.

Those players aren’t actually good anymore.

But .275 is the new .300 with these pitchers!

“I’ll just show myself out.”