Is Elon Musk accepting volunteers for the Mars mission yet?

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[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

Excellent selection and research. How do you get paid to go to reddit?

Everybody talks about this.

Baseball announcer by night, Frenchman losing his shit bidet.

They have a right to be dicks. And Seattle has a right to suspend dicks if its not inconsistent with the CBA.

You really want someone to explain the difference between calling mostly black protestors animals and not standing for a song?

Not sure. I’m struggling with that too.

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

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That’s a different sex act.

Barney made 11 consecutive dog days before he got too old to climb the stairs last year.

My dog is one lazy bastard. But he is also good.

Couterpoint:

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

The first thing civil rights activists don't do is compare atrocities among the oppressed.

What kind of übernonce switches clubs? You are not a fan.

Yep, one’s openly racist, and the other has deleted emails. Always make sure both of those things get equal mention because they are in fact equal.