Another great thing about adulthood? You can buy your own pucks. It’s great, you should try it.

A rule Ron Weasley learned the hard way.

Yeah, but like Barry said, they took into account the era. By rough estimate Pedro Martinez would have won 9898798 games pitching when Cy played.

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

Seriously, what person that’s ever had sex ed or is over 16 hasn’t heard of using condoms?

girl

“What are you working on now Ahmed?”
“Revenge.”

That’s too bad. The Hawks are worth talking about, and “he probably did it” is both accurate and likely as close to a resolution to that shitshow as we’re going to get.

Just wait until Kane heats up and start sticking it in the five hole when the goalie is sleeping. What a nightmare. You can’t stop it even if you wanted to and there is nothing anyone else can do about it. It’s almost like he’s untouchable.

The whole Kane saga has taken a lot of the excitement from this Hawks team away. My interest is gradually returning. There are 20 other guys on that active roster.

Did he shave his chest hair to look like an Eagle?

Hate to break it to him, but they haven’t won a championship in 55 years. Also, I think I heard someone shout “FUCK LEBRON”. I despise these people and I’m an Eagles fan...

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through

I thought the Decision Day or whatever they called it was handled exceptionally well. I watched as little NFL as I ever have during the season mostly due to MLS plus the insane NFL streaming experiment. But Drogba definitely stood out.

Bless you. (although I have nothing against Pirates fans, personally.)

Much like Ruth, I’m sure Murphy will be joining The 700 Club in no time.

Have you ever heard any right wing European politicians lately?

In Russia, Racism Says No To You!

“Pogroms here! Get your pogroms! Can’t tell the racists without a pogrom!”