I’d like to enjoy that moment but in the back of my head I know that over half of them would be calling her a gold digging liar if it was one of their players.

Yet again, Kane claimed he didn't hear that part.

Yeah, get your shit together, Canada. This isn’t hockey where you can pelt babies with beer cans willy-nilly. This is baseball! Where we pelt grown men for flipping pieces of wood.

Imagine if that same pitcher locked eyes with the batter and stared him down as he went into the dugout.

Wow, that’s Cardinal levels of salt.

mad about batflips, smh

Everyone always talks about how European it is, but Toronto really has a lot of Seoul.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

I miss the good old days when opposing fans fought each other and the riot police.

I also liked the part when the Cardinals lost.

Honestly I think he probably already is ... I suspect it’s easier for GMs to get in than for players. But yeah, I mean, if the Cubs win this thing, forget it. Might as well induct him right then.

He probably pronounces gif with a j.

I glanced at the headline and naturally assumed Schilling was back on Baseball Tonight.

I was going to point out that Coghlan slid much earlier than Utley, actually touched the base and that Kang had a clear view of the runner, but I see others already have done that. Can’t blame the Pirates fans for jumping in here, though, since they don’t have any actual Pirates games to watch anymore.

He was probably Cork shopping with Francesa.

Lady in question did everything one should do when they are sexually assaulted in order to preserve evidence and maximize the chance for justice, so I will believe her till she is proven factually inaccurate.

I don’t this proves anything factually, other than the Mother behaved in a very irresponsible way because she…

This is probably why women don’t like to report rapes.

Dude, don’t narc a brother out.

Of course he’s at training camp. It’s being held at Notre Dame, which is pretty much a safe haven for those suspected of sexual assault.

And all across America: