Yea, good thing no one asked me. Or else I would have told them that this is a lazy, dull idea for a thesis project.

For what it's worth, Gordon reportedly passed 70 tests in the past year, and his positive was the result of what basically amounts to a technicality.

"This drift is too long."

PENDING APPROVAL

Drunk Mario wins; the dog is a close second.

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

Given 3 of 5 men's pro teams in Canada play on artificial turf and some of the 2007 U20 World Cup games were also played on turf, I'm guessing that argument won't get very far.

Turf sucks and all that jazz, but the 2007 men's FIFA U-20 World Cup was also held in Canada, and artificial turf was used for almost half of the 52 scheduled games that year. And it came at a time when BMO Field in Toronto used turf and not natural grass.

I don't write for Gawker anymore. But you're a good person. Go forth and tell everyone what a good person you are.

Oh wait, you already have.

It is good that you feel this comfortable being so wrong in public.

Caleb Porter meekly following Pep Guardiola looking for a handshake as a metaphor for MLS' place in global soccer.gif

And thus why this is a terrible format for an all-star game. They should just play east v. west and jog around for 90 minutes. To hell with these precious Europeans.

Bringing on Muller to "treat the crowd"?? Funny, he seemed to introduce Muller and several other first-string players when they were down a goal late in the game. Then he throws a hissy-fit when MLS played real to hold on to their lead. He can either 1) take a game against the MLS seriously, or 2) he can treat it as…

2016!!!!

1) It's considered blasphemous to wear a rosary around your neck like a fashion accessory.

I'll just whisper it in her ear

Yes, I expect Hamas to not fight a war it cannot win without placing its own people in grave danger. That is a reasonable thing to expect. If the only way you can win a war is by having so many of your own side get killed the world has pity on you and forces the other side to stop fighting, maybe you shouldn't be…

As a Jew, I'd like to apologize for not dying in sufficient enough quantity to warrant defending ourselves.

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.